How's ya balls?
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How's ya balls?
So apparently, there is a festive kind of thing happening soon. BAH!
My better half thinks it would be fun(hmmmm) to get together and do something called bingo.
It would seem they do it in a building in Exeter and it is a....................................laugh
You could win money if your balls get sucked out of the tube in the right order - ooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOooooooo
Be there for 6pm on Sunday 13th Dec to sign in and get tickets/books/pens or whatever.
To play every game will cost £19 but that's for +3hrs of battling old ladies and trying not to laugh at how serious they take it.
Who's up for it then ?
billinom8s + lady g
My better half thinks it would be fun(hmmmm) to get together and do something called bingo.
It would seem they do it in a building in Exeter and it is a....................................laugh
You could win money if your balls get sucked out of the tube in the right order - ooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOooooooo
Be there for 6pm on Sunday 13th Dec to sign in and get tickets/books/pens or whatever.
To play every game will cost £19 but that's for +3hrs of battling old ladies and trying not to laugh at how serious they take it.
Who's up for it then ?
billinom8s + lady g
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Re: How's ya balls?
I'm very used to battling old ladies of all ages and both sexes.
Would love to attempt this 'bingo' thing but am worried that my intellect is probably not up to it.
Was she worth it ?????
Would love to attempt this 'bingo' thing but am worried that my intellect is probably not up to it.
Was she worth it ?????
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Re: How's ya balls?
I got the boot from my part time bingo caller job at the over 60,s club , they did not seem to appreciate " a meal for 2 with a terrible view 69 "
Being shot out of a cannon will always be better than being squeezed out of a tube. That is why God made fast motorcycles,
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Re: How's ya balls?
It's like the old joke,
How do you make a sweet old lady say 'f##k you assh#ole.
How do you make a sweet old lady say 'f##k you assh#ole.
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Re: How's ya balls?
Shout 'house'
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Re: How's ya balls?
Forgive me for being a bit thick but doesn't that hurt ?billinom8s wrote:So apparently, there is a festive kind of thing happening soon. BAH!
My better half thinks it would be fun(hmmmm) to get together and do something called bingo.
It would seem they do it in a building in Exeter and it is a....................................laugh
You could win money if your balls get sucked out of the tube in the right order - ooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOooooooo
Be there for 6pm on Sunday 13th Dec to sign in and get tickets/books/pens or whatever.
To play every game will cost £19 but that's for +3hrs of battling old ladies and trying not to laugh at how serious they take it.
Who's up for it then ?
billinom8s + lady g
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Re: How's ya balls?
Only when done by a novice
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Re: How's ya balls?
I think Exeter is too far to get my 'balls sucked up a tube' , I can get it at home......just tell my lady wife she 'missed a bit' while she's hoovering............. .......................
Er...... can't make the bingo either, soz
Er...... can't make the bingo either, soz
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Re: How's ya balls?
If you don't mind an old stranger coming to join you will come along for a giggle
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Re: How's ya balls?
more than welcome, giggle is what it's all about
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Re: How's ya balls?
Anyone else going to come along to see what it's all about?
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southwestbikers@southwestbikers (original, I know.)
KTM 990 superduke R,
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Re: How's ya balls?
So then, details are......
Eyes are apparently 'down' at 1830hrs.
Meet in the Walkabout at 1730hrs
Wander over to the bingo house ( get it?) about 1800 to get our game stuff from the dealer and grab a table or two.
See you there.
Eyes are apparently 'down' at 1830hrs.
Meet in the Walkabout at 1730hrs
Wander over to the bingo house ( get it?) about 1800 to get our game stuff from the dealer and grab a table or two.
See you there.
07977507395
don't forget we are onX and Instagrambelieve it or not !!!
southwestbikers@southwestbikers (original, I know.)
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Re: How's ya balls?
Who's up for it then ?
billinom8s + lady g
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Don't care who you are, how much you have, how powerful you are. You still sit on the toilet with your pants around your ankles. Yep, it's a level playing field..