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Santa's right:-
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P.S. that must be an American kid. In English it would be AN electric bike :roll:
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Dear Santa a 4 stroke twin with about 150 to 160 bhp would be perfect thanks.
p.s. i noticed that you missed my house this year get the elves on it for Christmas 2023 when the BMW goes back. =)) :)) =)) :ymparty:
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menzies3032 wrote: ↑Dec 28th, '22, 11:52 ...... for Christmas 2023 when the BMW goes back. =)) :)) =)) :ymparty:
Is your Beemer on PCP, are you handing it back when the contract finishes? If you want a powerful twin, get a 1290 SDR... you know it makes sense :))
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Scotty wrote: ↑Dec 31st, '22, 10:10
menzies3032 wrote: ↑Dec 28th, '22, 11:52 ...... for Christmas 2023 when the BMW goes back. =)) :)) =)) :ymparty:
Is your Beemer on PCP, are you handing it back when the contract finishes? If you want a powerful twin, get a 1290 SDR... you know it makes sense :))
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I wouldn't want your seed planted in me :80:
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Scotty wrote: ↑Dec 31st, '22, 10:10
menzies3032 wrote: ↑Dec 28th, '22, 11:52 ...... for Christmas 2023 when the BMW goes back. =)) :)) =)) :ymparty:
Is your Beemer on PCP, are you handing it back when the contract finishes? If you want a powerful twin, get a 1290 SDR... you know it makes sense :))
The BWM does not go back to until October 2023 so still have most of this year to enjoy it but will also start test rides for the next one this year. I am wondering if i get something that i can use on the road and will work for me on track. Currently considering the Ducati V2 but going to test ride to see if its really what i want. Either way should be a fun year figuring it out and getting the order in :D
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