UNWRITTEN RULES OF BIKING

VTR · Post by **VTR** » May 14th, '07, 10:35

I feel like I've just been to an AA meeting

AA = Alcholics Anonymous

allyxx · Post by **allyxx** » May 22nd, '07, 19:35

VTR wrote:
Not so Ginger Ninja wrote:Is that a confession??
err, yes I'm afraid so
Happened about 10 yrs ago in Plymouth, pulls up next to this old dear on her step-thru scooter, her 'Barbara Woodhouse' style skirt fluttering in the breeze, old p*ss pot helmet & a small shopping bag in the footwell. Next thing I know the lights change & she's off like a scalded cat, leaving me sat there looking like a right prat
All I could hear was laughter from the guy behind who I was out for a ride with

Oh the shame of it although looking back on it now, it's quite funny really

Thou shall tell all embarassing storys to brighten everyone elses day

Billi · Post by **Billi** » Jun 17th, '07, 21:21

Thou shalt (as a girlie streetfighter rider) wiggle thee arse walking to bar after parking up in front of bike club...

Thou shalt (as a girlie etc etc) scream very nasty swear words at female car drivers and make them cry when they pull out in front of you and make you fall off, (last Friday ..in the rain..)

Funky · Post by **Funky** » Jun 17th, '07, 21:37

Billi wrote: Thou shalt (as a girlie etc etc) scream very nasty swear words at female car drivers and make them cry when they pull out in front of you and make you fall off, (last Friday ..in the rain..)

Sounds like one for our kelly that does.

Thou shalt look at female bikers and then inevitably be disappointed when lid is removed

jimbo#9 · Post by **jimbo#9** » Jun 17th, '07, 21:43

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that it isnt a man...

jimbo#9 · Post by **jimbo#9** » Jun 17th, '07, 21:44

sorry funky!

Funky · Post by **Funky** » Jun 17th, '07, 21:58

xbandit wrote:
xbandit wrote:/\
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that it isnt a man...

sorry funky!

Haha any hole is goal for you, you dirty whore.

Five dolla?

jimbo#9 · Post by **jimbo#9** » Jun 17th, '07, 22:00

at least 15 come on..

no.

Funky · Post by **Funky** » Jun 17th, '07, 22:03

$7.50 and a spank and you have deal. Just remember to file your nails.

jimbo#9 · Post by **jimbo#9** » Jun 17th, '07, 22:06

thou shall not hijak threads and appologise to funky again.
thou shall allways see what speed thi speedo reads when in top gear and in the red revs.
whos taking again?

Funky · Post by **Funky** » Jun 17th, '07, 22:16

Thou shalt forgive sir x of bandit

Thou shalt see what speed thou can reach before hitting the red line in each gear.

jimbo#9 · Post by **jimbo#9** » Jun 17th, '07, 22:28

xbandit wrote:thou shall not hijak threads and appologise to funky again.
thou shall allways see what speed thi speedo reads when in top gear and in the red revs.
whos taking again?

cough.. tho shall not cough cough.. appologise again..

Post by **billinom8s** » Apr 28th, '08, 18:57

thou shall always cut the grass on a saturday to obtain a permission slip for a sunday

Billi · Post by **Billi** » Apr 28th, '08, 19:33

whilst having bike Mot'ed, thou shalt always engage tester in inane mindless chatter..to show what a nice fellow one is, and thy bike shall pass..

Funky · Post by **Funky** » Apr 28th, '08, 19:44

Billi wrote:to show what a nice fellow one is, and thy bike shall pass..

I knew you weren't a girl.

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