BUT...
Dood's it's fookin freezin outside, roads are shinyer than a puffs backside and there is enough ice to get the skates out on...
If you want an english translation of that, leave ya bike indoors, I've seen so many people out on bikes today, yet its black ice all over the f'in place don't be a muppet like them and end up binning your pride and joy, keep it inside in the warm and order a pizza instead!!!
Announcement over