Psalm 23

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Psalm 23

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GORDON BROWN IS MY SHEPHERD, I SHALL NOT WORK.
HE LEADETH ME BESIDE THE STILL FACTORIES.
HE RESTORETH MY FAITH IN THE CONSERVATIVE PARTY.
HE GUIDETH ME IN THE PATH OF UNEMPLOYMENT.
YEA, THOUGH I WAIT FOR MY DOLE,
I OWN THE BANK THAT REFUSES ME.
BROWN HAS ANNOINTED MY INCOME WITH TAXES,
MY EXPENSES RUNNETH OVER MY INCOME,
SURELY, POVERTY AND HARD LIVING WILL FOLLOW ME ALL THE DAYS OF HIS TERM.
FROM HENCE FORTH WE WILL LIVE ALL THE DAYS
OF OUR LIVES IN A RENTED HOME WITH AN OVERSEAS LANDLORD.
I AM GLAD I AM BRITISH,
I AM GLAD I AM FREE.
BUT I WISH I WERE A DOG
AND BROWN WAS A TREE.
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yeah though i walk through the valley of the shadow of death, i will fear no evil, for i am the meanest son of a betch that ever walked in that valley
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Mervin wrote:yeah though i walk through the valley of the shadow of death, i will fear no evil, for i am the meanest son of a betch that ever walked in that valley
Those vietnam films are worth watching :) :) :)

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vietnam brings up memories of one of my favourite tunes, a protest song, Bob dylan original but Barry McGuire did it best, have a listen it does not seem to go out of date unfortunaltely

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D8SfiCnwF28
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8) Seriously cool song. I only remember Barry McGuire version :? But your are right it still seems be be bang up to date :roll:
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Updated again he should release it

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=12KUI1dbCnk
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Its got to be Paint it black for me from the Stones, its a cracking song :D :D
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