A bloke traps a gorgeous Chinese girl at Jesters in Plymouth and she takes him back to her house in Swilley.
She says to him: "Me so horny, me do anyfing for you big boy"
So he says: "How about a nice 69 to start with?"
She replies: "You fack off, me no cooking beef in black bean sauce with spicy noodles this time of facking night!"
Chinese Girl
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brigham
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Chinese Girl
If life begins at 40, that makes me 15 years old.
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Re: Chinese Girl
Obvious... But still funny... 
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