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winner gets a dodgy video in the post :wink: :wink:
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"Mmm, Mick Jagger and Marianne Faithfull tried it with a Mars Bar, I'll go one better and try a Yorkie"

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"Yorkie's, they're not for Girls!"
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bambams wishes of a little b1tch in a hot pink thong didn't quite go to plan
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"After several cans of Grolsch, Bambam pulls a right dog"

sorry mate, :mrgreen:
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In the cold weather of late Bambam trialed the latest willy warmer...

Verdict : 'A tight fit but it kept me warm'
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Reincarnated , Funky finally receives his rightful karma from the loins of “Bambam the kryptonite man” :D
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I used to ride an R1.......................But now a b1tch rides me! :D
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The dogs demon eyes glowed as he thought how well his pink, fluffy disguise was allowing him to get closer to his target than ever before...
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Woof Woof
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Wahey, look, no hands. :)
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It's as tight as a mouse's earhole 8) :lol:
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And here we have bambam modeling this years willy warmer from SWB, as you can see its easy fit allows for a nonchalant look when someone pulls a surprize photo shoot. If you come back next week bambam will be modeling the latest in butt plugs, although it may take a little while to get the corgi to fit. We are considering a weekly event here at SWB, so if any of you feel the need to abuse an animal please let us know. :lol:
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