I saved my mistress' phone number as 'LOW BATTERY'.
Whenever she calls and I'm not around, the missus takes the phone and plugs it to the charger unknowingly.
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Saw a chameleon today.
So I guess it's safe to say it was a pretty useless chameleon.
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America has reached a total national debt of 14.3 Trillion.
They only asked Wonga for £200 until the end of the month.
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How many Germans does it take to change a lightbulb?
Lots, but they must all have the same name. As the say "Many Hans make light work!"
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