TWO OLD LADIES (Work Safe)

speedy(delboy) · Post by **speedy(delboy)** » Sep 21st, '05, 12:44

Two old ladies were outside their nursing home having a smoke, when it started to rain. One of the ladies pulled out a condom, cut off the end, put it over her cigarette, and continued smoking.
Lady 1: What's that?
Lady 2: A condom.
Lady 1: Where'd you get it?
Lady 2: You can get them at any drugstore.
The next day, the first lady hobbled into the local drugstore and announced to the pharmacist that she wanted to buy a package of condoms.
The guy looked at her kind of strangely (she was, after all, in her 80s), but politely asked what brand she preferred.
"Doesn't matter," she replied, "as long as it fits a Camel."

Mark-Blade · Post by **Mark-Blade** » Sep 21st, '05, 12:55

It made I laugh.....

1blue · Post by **1blue** » Sep 21st, '05, 12:58

CvPiper · Post by **CvPiper** » Sep 21st, '05, 13:07

Jay · Post by **Jay** » Sep 21st, '05, 14:53

LWR GERRY · Post by **LWR GERRY** » Sep 21st, '05, 16:27

got to send that to all my friends!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Funky · Post by **Funky** » Sep 21st, '05, 17:47

The older generation of today...never had it when I was a lad...honestly they don't know they're born