A little old lady, well into her eighties, slowly entered the front door of an erotic sex shop. Obviously very unstable on her feet, she shakily hobbled across the store to the counter.
Finally, she arrived at the counter and grabbing it for support, she asked the sales clerk: "Dddddoooooo youuuuu hhhavee dddilldooooooossssss?"
The clerk, politely trying not to blurt out, replies, "Yes we do have dildos. Actually we stock many models."
The old lady then asks: "Ddddoooo yyyyyouuuu hhhhhaveee aaaaa ppppinkkkk onnneeee, tttteennnn iiiiinchessssss llllonnggg aaandddd aaabbouttt tttwooo iiinnchhesss ththththiiicckkkkk?"
The clerk responds, "Yes we do."
"Ccccaaaannnnnn yyoouuuuuu ttttellllll mmmmeeee hhhowwww ttttooooo ttturnnnnn tthhheee fff*******kkkkkkiinnnn tthhhhinngggg oooffffffffF?"
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