WHAT IS MARRIAGE???

[LWR GERRY]

WHAT IS MARRIAGE???
>
> 1. Marriage is not a word.
> It's a sentence (a life sentence).
>
>
>
> 2. Marriage is love. Love is blind. Therefore marriage is an institution
for
> the blind.
>
>
>
> 3. Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor's Degree
and
> the woman gets her masters.
>
>
> 4. Marriage is a three-ring circus:
> engagement ring, wedding ring and suffering.
>
>
>
> 5. Married life is full of excitement and frustration: In the first year
of
> marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens. In the second year, the
> woman speaks and the man listens.In the third year, they both speak and
the
> NEIGHBOUR listens.
>
>
>
> 6. Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with
friends.You
> order what you want, and when you see what the other person has, you wish
> you had ordered that instead.
>
>
>
> 7. There was this man who muttered a few words in the church and found
> himself married. A year later he muttered something in his sleep and found
> himself divorced.
>
>
>
> 8. A happy marriage is a matter of giving and taking; the husband gives
and
> the wife takes.
>
>
>
> 9. Son: How much does it cost to get married, Dad? Father: I don't know
son,
> I'm still paying for it.
>
>
>
> 10. Son: Is it true Dad? I heard that in ancient China, a man doesn't know
> his wife until he marries her. Father: That happens everywhere, son,
> EVERYWHERE!
>
>
>
> 11. Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
>
>
>
> 12. They say that when a man holds a woman's hand before marriage, it is
> love; after marriage it is self-defense.
>
>
>
> 13. When a newly married man looks happy, we know why. But when a 10-year
> married man looks happy, we wonder why.
>
>
>
> 14. There was this lover who said that he would go through hell for her.
> They got married, and now he is going through HELL.
>
>
>
> 16. When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let
him
> keep her.
>
>
>
> 17. Eighty percent of married men cheat in America, the rest cheat in
> Europe.
>
>
>
> 18. After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin. They just
> can't face each other, but they still stay together.
>
>
>
> 19. Marriage is man and a woman become one. The trouble starts when they
try
> to decide which one.
>
>
>
> 20. Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves. After the
marriage
> the "Y" becomes silent.
>
>
>
> 21. I married Miss right; I just didn't know her first name was Always.
>
>
>
> 22. It's not true that married men live longer than single men, it only
> seems longer.
>
>
>
> 23. Losing a wife can be hard. In my case, it was almost impossible.
>
>
>
> 24. A man was complaining to a friend: I HAD IT ALL-MONEY, A BEAUTIFUL
> HOUSE, THE LOVE OF A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN, THEN POW! IT WAS ALL GONE. WHAT
> HAPPENED, asked his friend. He says MY WIFE FOUND OUT.
>
>
>
> 25. WIFE: Let's go out and have some fun tonight. HUSBAND: OK, but if you
> get home before I do, leave the hallway
> lighs on.
>
>
> 26. At a cocktail party, one woman said to another: AREN'T YOU WEARING
YOUR
> RING ON THE WRONG FINGER? The other replied, YES, I, AM. I MARRIED THE
WRONG
> MAN.
>
>
>
> 27. Man is incomplete until he gets married, then he is finished.
>
>
>
> 28. It doesn't matter how often a married man changes his job, he still
ends
> up with the same boss.
>
>
>
> 29. A man inserted an ad in the paper - WIFE WANTED. The next day he
> received a hundred of letters and they all said the same thing - YOU CAN
> HAVE MINE.
>
>
>
> 30. When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of
> one thing - either the car is new or the wife is.
>

[sonic]

[Maver-Nick]

No.4...So true...

[devilride]

thought of another one....

marriage is like smoking, you know its bad for you but still want to do it anyway!

[sprocket]

Marriage is like having a [MONKEY SPANK], it feels good for a while but your always left cleaning up the mess.

[sprocket]

FU CK ING CENSOR!!!! WA NK (MONKEY SPANK)

[Leroy]

FU CK ING CENSOR!!!! WA NK (MONKEY SPANK)

lmao

Ver good Gerry ;)

[rossi25]

Nice one!

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[CvPiper]

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