Buy a Cruiser.........WHY

[andrew]

Well sportsbikes and big trailee have been done so now lets move onto the bikers that everyone really hates.

Lets face it if u ride a cruiser its really just your secret way of telling everyone your gay (and slightly overweight). Not thats theres anything wrong with being gay but why didn't u just thro a "hello boys i'm coming out the closet" party rather than by a 10 ton piece of chrome.

I mean everyone knows your not really a biker if u ride a cruiser, their dead slow, and they vibrate so much that you'll lose the only 2 remianing real teeth u have left in your gob and they can't go round a bend because as soon as you lean them over even a tiny bit the whole bloody bike is scraping down.

And why are u all so obsessed with chrome???, i don't mean to generalise but you're all fat, hairy overweight old men so why the hell would you want a bike thats effectively a wall of mirrors? And then theres the tassles, u like em on your handlebars, on your jacket sleevs, on your saddlebags (which by the way are Panniers to normal people remember its a motorbike not actually an "iron horse") - surely u guys are having a laugh aren't u I mean only 7 year old girls with pink barbie bicycles like tassles.

The only thing u have in common with real bikers is that u wear leather but even thats not the same as while we wear highly fashionable and purposefully designed race suits u guys insist on wearing outfits u would normally expect to see on a woman who u have to address as "Mistress".

I could go on but i feel its best not to mention the stupid names all your bikes have "marauder" "eliminator....who the hell i u trying to kid!! the only accurately named one was harleys "fat boy".

[MRX Steve]

the only accurately named one was harleys "fat boy".

[A_T]

oh dear.... your names going to be 'scrumpy' when Cider reads this

[watters]

lmao! quality!!!

[clunk]

Very good.....and very true

[chris_1127]

careful clunk, he's gonna start on us big capacity musclebike riders next... ;)

[clunk]

careful clunk, he's gonna start on us big capacity musclebike riders next... ;)

I know....I'm looking forward to it.

[jim1979]

Couldnt agree more. Ferkin Tractors !

[greg]

How could you miss the opportunity to remind the cruiser boys that yes, the names of their bikes are not only odd, but also sound like the kind of thing sex toy manufacturers call their butt plugs........ marauder, intruder, electraglide.
Doesn't bear thinking about.

[Funky]

Gay sexy bike= the intruder,

[lost_identity]

[devilride]

now, i don't want to be accused of sitting on the proverbial fence ...but
i genuinely like all bikes

sportsbikes...awesome machines, high speed, hair-raising acceleration and can stick on lots of bits to make em prettier

streetfighters...no-holds-barred, do what you wanna do, fun fun fun!

traillies...not for road, but, playing in the mud...how is that not fun

choppers...easy rider! sorry but i think they're sexy as feck! not for cornish roads admittedly, but cruising...yeh!!

ok i've run out of reasons now but if its got 2 wheels it cant be bad.................................................................................................................................................................................................................ps. notable exceptions- scooters, goldwings and bath tubs

[age]

Oeeer Andrew it's a can of worms that you have just opened

[SNIFFY]

Oeeer Andrew it's a can of worms that you have just opened

Are we talking DARKSIDE here (Not Bath Tub)

[Funky]