World Cup News

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World cup news (Ooops! sorry it's a long one!)
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The following squads have just been announced for the 2006 World Cup



BRAZILIAN SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2006

Pinnochio

Libero

Vimto
Memento
Borneo
Tango

Cheerio
Subbuteo

Scenario
Fellatio

Portfolio

SUBS:

Placebo
Porno
Polio
Banjo
Brasso
Stereo (L)
Stereo (R)
Hydrochlorofluoro
Aristotle
Computersezno

YUGOSLAVIAN SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2006

Itch

Annoyingitch
Hardtoreachitch
Scratchanitch

Hic
Sic
Spic
Pric

Digaditch
Fallinaditch

Horseraditch

SUBS:

Mowapitch
Letsgetrich
Shagabitch


RUSSIAN SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2006

Whodyanicabolicov

Ticlycov
Chesticov
Nasticov

Slalomsky
Downhillsky


Risky
Swedishshev
Mastershev

Fuckov
Taykitov

SUBS:

Rubitov
Gechakitov
Sodov
Pastryshev
Najinsky
Ivorripabollockov




ROMANIAN SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2006

Chatanoogaciouciou

Atishiou
Blessiou
Thankyiou

Busqueue
Snookercu

Pennyciou
Twoapennyciou
Fourapennyciou

I'llgetciou
Youandwhosarmi

SUBS:

U
NonU
ManU
Stuffyiou
Lee Kwan Yu



DANISH SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2006

Toomanigoalssen

Tryandstopussen
Crapdefenssen
Haveagossen

Firstsson
Seccondsson

Thirdsson

Legshurtssen
Notroubleseeingussen

Wherestheballssen
Getthebeerssen

SUBS:

Howmanygoalsisthatssen
Finallygaveupcountinssen
Hurryupandblowthewhistlessen
Yourelatedtoalexfergusonssen




ITALIAN SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2006

Baloni

Potbelli
Beerbelli
Giveitsumwelli

Wotsontelli
Yrarseissmelli
Onetoomani

Legslikejelli
Havabenni

Wobblijelli
Spendapenni

SUBS:

Cantthinkofani!!!

Buggermi



MEXICAN SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2006

San Francisco

Costa Brava
Hopelez
Juan Andonly

Manuel Gearbox

Don Criformi-Argentina
Skrewdigalz
Luis Canon Sombrero

Chihuahua
Jose

SUBS:

Jesus Maria Don Key
Burrito
Speedy Gonzalez
Tequila
Caramba


DUTCH SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2006

Kenning van Hire

Van Diemansland
Van der Valk
Van Gard Van Erealdizeez

Ad van Tagus
Hertz van Rental
Transit van Dors

Van Coova
Van Sprokendown
Aye van Hoe

SUBS:

Van Iller
Van Ishincreme
Van Morrison


Two players who are not included are Russian hard-man Sendimov, who will be serving a three-month suspension, and the hard-working Mexican midfielder, Manuel Labor.

Also a further Russian player has been suspended after being arrested by the police as he was found with two Russian prostitutes. Getonyourbackubitch said that he often visits the two ladies; Getemov and Nickersonanov.

There is no place in the Dutch squad for leslie ann tranny, Dick van Dyke.

The young Dutch star Per Vert has been excluded from the squad, after he was discovered in the back streets of Amsterdam with his finger in a dyke.