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julian wrote:

billinom8s wrote:ahh but at least i involved a truck with mine instead of just $hitting myself at the sight of a taxi and jamming on the front brake

Truck???? I heard it was a small van driven by a midget , give it a couple of weeks and it’ll be “a 40 ton juggernaut took me and the bike out, lucky I was only doing 180”

it was actually a runaway train that was heading towards a pack of 'special kids' while they were looking after some puppies and kittens that belonged to some old people. i HAD to pick the bike up and throw it under the train to stop the possible carnage. so it turns out i was a fuking hero in sacraficing my bike when all you did was fall off playing 'roundabout hero'

billinom8s wrote:

julian wrote:

billinom8s wrote:ahh but at least i involved a truck with mine instead of just $hitting myself at the sight of a taxi and jamming on the front brake

Truck???? I heard it was a small van driven by a midget , give it a couple of weeks and it’ll be “a 40 ton juggernaut took me and the bike out, lucky I was only doing 180”

it was actually a runaway train that was heading towards a pack of 'special kids' while they were looking after some puppies and kittens that belonged to some old people. i HAD to pick the bike up and throw it under the train to stop the possible carnage. so it turns out i was a fuking hero in sacraficing my bike when all you did was fall off playing 'roundabout hero'

all hail the hero of hairdressers

billinom8s wrote:so then anyone notice the coincidence that the legend that was FESTER 'left' the site and then MAVER-NICK 'came back'.


could it be they are one and the same, a bit like bruce banner and the hulk ?

or is it just that one grumpy old ba$tard shuffles off just as another turns up ?

It's probably more that Nick is so old that the Alzheimers has lead to a case of multiple personality disorder

Or if he was a super hero he's be called 'Zimmer Man!'

FU@k OFF...

I'm not Fester... I never fu@king swear you bunch of C@nts... so Fu@king leave me alone or I'll get my Fu@king hard as nails mates on ya...

Who was it said I got Alzheimers... I forget...

Oh nick, it's so nice to have you back... GRANDAD

[Censored] weather!!!!!!!!!!!! God , if I ever get to heaven, I’m going to kick your mother immaculate conception arse

billinom8s wrote:

Funky wrote: You never lent me your bike when I crashed!

He probably doesn't have enough bikes to be able to keep you on the road funky !

i probo do but your front bottoms. n the only bike id lend funky has stabilizers and no engine.. any thing else would be to quick..!
unless he can pedle like a mo ther fu cker.

billinom8s wrote:so then anyone notice the coincidence that the legend that was FESTER 'left' the site and then MAVER-NICK 'came back'.


could it be they are one and the same, a bit like bruce banner and the hulk ?

or is it just that one grumpy old ba$tard shuffles off just as another turns up ?

Amusingly I did notice that the day after Fester left a new member signed up as "Black Widow", I had to double take to make sure it wasn't "Black Window"

I wouldn't worry your all safe

Any I have it on good authority that you are all a bunch of leather cad homos and it didn't include me.

leather clad? I'll have you know most times I wear jeans...

is blue festers secretary now then ? Passing on messages from the window himself? What next, will he be taking him out for a meal and a movie ? Hold on tho didn't blue say he had a date tonight ? Blue is fester gonna be your plus one for the xmas party ?

Or perhaps they are one and the same person as we never saw them both at the same time, maybe Blue just took some pictures of a ratty CB900 to put us off the scent, as Sherlock Holmes said after catching watson looking at his newly painted yellow front door ''Its a lemon entry my dear Watson''.................

billinom8s wrote: Blue is fester gonna be your plus one for the xmas party ?

Umm Would be a laugh


We all know now fester is really maver-nick's alas.

Blue wrote:

billinom8s wrote: Blue is fester gonna be your plus one for the xmas party ?

Umm Would be a laugh


We all know now fester is really maver-nick's alas.

It's true, If you rearrange the letters in the names of fester and mavernick you get:


grandad baldylocks.

Or

Acme Fervent Risk - But I don't know how relevant this one is..

funky shut up, i know you are used to bollocks in the mouth but stop spouting them ok















































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