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yeah like a pimple on me ass

i wish i could go,the barmaids up their are lovely!!

working unfortunately

Define lovely.
Are we taliking
a. Full on gorgeous. Would miss a ride on your bike for a sniff of that!
b. Quite nice. She could have me if she played her cards right!
c. Scooter. Good fun to ride but you wouldn't want your mates to see you on her.
d. I would if I had a couple of pints down me neck.

Or the ultimate!!!!

e. She's got a nice personality!!!!!!!!

Tom

Dunno why I'm single really?

b tom

TomR6 wrote: Dunno why I'm single really?

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taking a risk there tom,

Quite correct there Jim old fella me lad cos there are no A's. If however you ever see me with Davina McColl I want you to (a) never mention this and (B) get off the drugs you are probably takin too many!

old fella me lad now which is it and be careful now

This is what you mean't Tom

Stuff that. I'd go for 8pm. Less chance of a refusal and prob be more grateful. I reckon I could give her the best 20 seconds of her life. (Including the post coital smoke!)

"Every Hole's a Goal!"

i usually go up there on a sunday and all the barmaids are fit as!!!

they love it when they come to collect the empty glasses and you put yours between your legs so they have to get it

Chris, Your statement "Every holes a goal" you are talking exclusively about females arent you? I know you dark side types like to look a bit like Freddie Mercury but you dont have to act like him as well!

Of course its female mate. I know you Irish feckers get confused easily but come on!

Not that feckin confused popeye!