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all round exeter and woddbury common..exmouth etc was some proper sweet bikes around!

Some good days had by most then

I hope the weather lasts out for a few more days, can't wait for summer to come & stay

Haha. Me and my mate went for a ride on our push bikes. Did about 15 miles.

My front brake kept locking on and my mates handlebar bolt fell out so his handle bars were actually falling off lol.

Had to spend the whole ride listening to his jokes .

For example:

Police cordened off liverpool city centre today after a suspicious looking item was found in a car.

It later turned out to be a tax disc.

Well, what a day I had, twas brill.

I woke up nice and early that day with a sever stonk on, so thought ummm, what can I do now, so went quietly downstairs and grabbed the cat and gave it one right up the *********.

Having satisfied myself, I wiped my cock on the curtain and thought time to get the leathers on.

Was up Pauls by 10.30 and we have a lovely jolly ride up to Torrington where we meet up with many other really nice chaps from this wonderful site.

Whilst we were waiting for the pwoerranger to finish stuffing his face, with a triple burger, I thought to myself, gosh I need to fart, and with that let one big load mother-[censored] of a fart rip out ones bottom, gosh did i feel rather wet afterwards, talk about follow through.

From there we proceeded to have yet another jolly ride (of course at legal limits) down to Bude and Launceston and Okky and Hatherleigh etc etc.

When I got home, I had yet another urge to just wanna shag something, so with that, this time i grabbed the little dog and took him into the back room where I proceeded to back-scuttle the little twat.

After which I felt very tired and had to have my normal old mans afternoon nap.

But the problem was, when I woke up again, guess what, yep, you got it, yet another [Censored] gert bonner on. This time i grabbed PALMala to help me out.

Went down for some chow (food) and then just relaxed and watch telly until 4 am, when I downloaded shit loads more Porn and proceeded to have my 4th tug.

He's really not well at all is he!!

awwww come on, I was pissing my pants typing that lot, took me bloody ages.

No sense of humour - ah sod this, maybe time to go have another W A N K.

You can type faster with two hands.

Boomerwang wrote:You can type faster with two hands.

Bugger off, have to use both hands for tugging, I was using me chin

Trapped a nerve in my back so spent all day on me back listening to those noisy biker type people riding past my house at speeds in excess of 300 mph

mykee

ps must stop reading the Guardian, I might start to believe some of the stories in there

speedy(delboy) wrote:Well, what a day I had, twas brill.

I woke up nice and early that day with a sever stonk on, so thought ummm, what can I do now, so went quietly downstairs and grabbed Paul took him into the back room where I proceeded to back-scuttle the little [pregnant goldfish] and gave him one right up the *********, we have a lovely jolly ride

Having satisfied myself, I wiped my [willy] on his face and with that let one big load go

Ah you see Phil just by using a few words from ur post we can all see what you really got up to

your gran

GSXRsi wrote:Ah you see Phil just by using a few words from ur post we can all see what you really got up to

My God, and I thought I was sick, you sicko

LOL see i know u far to well already mate and thats why u are camping in my back garden if u decide to stay for BSB at Thruxton. (and the cat is staying in the house).

Well how can I top that?! Actually never mind, I can imagine the posts!!! Anyway, I spent sunday riding over to Lyme Regis from Exmouth. It was packed over there, couldn't move for bikes (and people!) Rode back along the old Honiton Road and then along the common. It's the first time in ages that i've enjoyed riding, all this cold, shitty weather hasn't been good, role on the summer!