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funky you say "i moved" like you had a choice, when it was more the case of being driven out of town, for your liberal views on animal relationships

funky i miss u about as much as having my grapes removed with a pair of rusty blunt pliers by a crack addled psychopathic dentist with bad breath and an unhealthy liking for beastiality

Hey Bambam, we share the same dentist !

you share the same tooth brush aswell

now that would be telling................but i know where u live

bambam wrote:now that would be telling................but i know where u live

I luv ur txt spk init u fu.cking flower pot

C.O.C.K.

bambam wrote:C.O.C.K.

you certainly do love the word, maybe you love it a little too much.

he may love the word c.o.c.k, but ono one loves the actual thing more than you ed. In fact i hear you like it so much you have c.o.c.k flavoured toothpaste just so you don't feel lonely.

bambam wrote:now that would be telling................but i know where u live

yeah i know the misses said you were out the back sniffing my pants AGAIN

billinom8s wrote:he may love the word c.o.c.k, but ono one loves the actual thing more than you ed. In fact i hear you like it so much you have c.o.c.k flavoured toothpaste just so you don't feel lonely.

that has made my day reading that..........u r the master at witty one liners young jedi

bambam wrote:

billinom8s wrote:he may love the word c.o.c.k, but ono one loves the actual thing more than you ed. In fact i hear you like it so much you have c.o.c.k flavoured toothpaste just so you don't feel lonely.

that has made my day reading that..........u r the master at witty one liners young jedi

Kim blatantly wrote it...

billinom8s wrote:he may love the word c.o.c.k, but ono one loves the actual thing more than you ed. In fact i hear you like it so much you have c.o.c.k flavoured toothpaste just so you don't feel lonely.

dude, you gotta think of new sayings, i heard this when I was in a pram...

Can you think of anything new that you haven't stolen from someone else?

And if you read it, it doesn't actually make much sense...

Because surely if I was lonely, I would get my big black boyfriend to penetrate me from behind "whilst chewing on a co.ck flavoured lollipop"( ).....

And people that dont get out much like Bambam that obviously cry when they masterbate as they are really lonely, will find it funny. But people with some form of intelligence that can make up there own insults without googling it first, will yawn.

Also chicks love guys that have a good sense of humour and wit, it might stop you from attracting train wrecks

didn't mummy hug you enough julie ?