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so not quite an 'under tooled hamster then' .................more like a 'withered panda'

time to kick this back off

i hear funky is doing his bit for children in need tonight


he is gonna stay in with the doors locked and windows shut, halloween was like xmas for him and he still hasn't let them all go !

now now funky no need to be greedy....you said the last one had been well and truly buggered to death.

btw i hope your little knob drops off and you die from constipation

last i heard, so much had been stuffed back in that he was literally talking shiit

Your both jealous that all the young ones like me and are just scared of your old haggered wrinkled faces

behold the ravages of time!

last stretch of 'time' you did, i hear you totally loved the raveging.

that was until they found out you weren't even supposed to be locked up, in fact you had snuck in to the secure wing to make youself available.

I just like the uniform, all those stripes and numbers brings out my eyes.

Hows your corner job doing? Last I heard you had lost alot of business to bam bam as he feels tighter and didn't shit everywhere.

bambam is now my biatch, he works for me and not you now.

corner job is fine, still losing out on the job lot and multi bookings your mum keeps dishing out tho

But what you miss out on those booking, you make up on your animal show bookings.

tis true, the gavin/deej show is rerally quite a sell out now that the sailors are back in town

Oi fook off don't bring me into your bitching,I'm having enough trouble pimping out my cornish pixies, too many damn poles down here that are hiding due to rumours of the dreaded funky returning south sometime soon

hey, you have to honour your contract and put on the daily shows.

the poles will sort themselves out, the 'pixies' can stay in their cage and run around on the wheel for now. it will make a change for them to see sunlight instead of the inside of some sailors rectum.

stop your bitching and man it up, or something along those lines.


cnut

billinom8s wrote:bambam is now my biatch, he works for me and not you now.

news to me u big gay bed wetter.

well all you pussies have gone quiet.
i take it your mummies have told to behave yourselfs and go to bed early.

boll#xs to the lot of ya

No, your mummy invited us over for tea.