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Did you not grip the tank with your knees?!

I have had some crazy ball crunching experiences, through MX, Dh, Dirt Jumping and Road bikes, and they have turned some crazy colours and they seem to work alright?
Talking of bone crunching, I was riding with someone on push bikes riding flat out down a hill, and he bunny hoped onto a kerb, only to f*ck up and smash into a fire hydrogen thingy and snap it with his privates..........

Ha Ha! Thats well funny! but thats got to hurt!!! How long was it until he could walk/hobble? lol

bah, dunno, they turned black near on instantly, its hellllllll of an excuse to show the ladys your knob though

Ha Ha! lol! (I think?)

Gingey wrote:Well that doesnt sound too healthy mate, but as for being able to have kids....dont panic as those things can take a real hammering, trust me, i got kicked in the nuts by a girl ice skating in plymouth several years back, and yes she was travelling at quite a speed........but 18 months ago my first child popped out.

Out of YOU!?

I hope that puts your mind at rest anyhow...

I doubt it does somehow...

GrimmRiffer wrote:

Gingey wrote:Well that doesnt sound too healthy mate, but as for being able to have kids....dont panic as those things can take a real hammering, trust me, i got kicked in the nuts by a girl ice skating in plymouth several years back, and yes she was travelling at quite a speed........but 18 months ago my first child popped out.

Out of YOU!?

I hope that puts your mind at rest anyhow...

I doubt it does somehow...