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Thou shall treat every ride to work and back as a race.

(No points for second place)

the first bug strike of the day will always be in the middle of the clean visor

Mel Daytona600 wrote:Thou shalt always sit down, shut up and hang on as a pillion.

Thou shalt always obey the rider.

Thou f'ing knows it

thou shall always knock it down to first to go down the hill through lyme regis

Thou will attempt 6 times to check all pockets are zipped up before taking off down the motorway at warp speed.

Blimey wrote:Thou shall always go to the toilet before setting off on a ride as its more painfull if you don't when your sat in a hospital bed for hours on end waiting for X-Rays if you have an accident.

Learnt from experience, 5 hours dying for the loo and not being able to move

Yup after crashing in september was strapped to a bed for 7hrs and ended up weeing into one of those horrible cardboard thingies

thou shalt never ever wear a intercom or even worse a bluetooth helmet, bikes were made for peace,quiet and a screaming acrapovic

Thou..... Shalt nod!

Thou shall be suitably embarressed by an old lady on a scooter (complete with Barbara Woodhouse skirt!!!) catching you on the hop & leaving you for dust at the lights

Is that a confession??

thou will remember the speedo is mph not kmph on a new bike, when it hits 160 n you think its fast probobally is mph.. doh...

thou should thank thi car driver that moves out ones way,
thou shall also thank thoes that dont

Ride ye not with thy mouth gaping
( especially if visor open or with open face helmet.................flies don't tast nice!!)

Not so Ginger Ninja wrote:Is that a confession??

err, yes I'm afraid so
Happened about 10 yrs ago in Plymouth, pulls up next to this old dear on her step-thru scooter, her 'Barbara Woodhouse' style skirt fluttering in the breeze, old p*ss pot helmet & a small shopping bag in the footwell. Next thing I know the lights change & she's off like a scalded cat, leaving me sat there looking like a right prat
All I could hear was laughter from the guy behind who I was out for a ride with

Oh the shame of it although looking back on it now, it's quite funny really

***APPLAUSE***