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julian wrote:the chicks on this site are well rough

At least we aren't such a bag of moaners and woosies as all you men, you all think you have it tough, try going through labour.

Mel Daytona600 wrote:

julian wrote:the chicks on this site are well rough

At least we aren't such a bag of moaners and woosies as all you men, you all think you have it tough, try going through labour.

Blah blah blah blah blah why is it that when things start going well and we are having fun that some woman has to go and harp on about the pains of childbirth ? Look we really don't care, because we get it worse, not only was the whole situation known before hand(you can't say you didn't know it would hurt) but we have to put up with you reminding us at every chance you get just how much it hurt. Besides, blimey is a big girl - thats all i have to say about that.

Mel Daytona600 wrote: you men, you all think you have it tough, try going through labour.

Well you women should try going through MAN FLU then...

dont even joke about man flu nick, they still dont have a cure for that !

Blimey wrote:

Funky wrote:
Hondas are for girly boys.

Hold on pal i wasn't going to get involed with this cr*p pal, But i ain't a girl.

Funky your sooo ugly its a relief you have gone to Kent as you were giving the Southwest a bad name.

Nick your sooo old and fat it amazes me how you lift your foot off the floor let alone do a TKD kick

Simon you look and act more like a girl then i ever will and only ride a R1 to try and look macho

Julian oh my god where do we start ? Do you really like girls ? Come on, No lies now

Gav ummmm poor chaps got Kelly




Mark, dear boy. As a builder I have been taking an interest in your “ home improvements “…..my conclusion..

The work is shoddy, everything is out of plumb and square. Was the plastering done by stevie wonder? Make sure building control don’t visit you, as its sure to be condemned. that’s if the house hasn’t collapsed by then…..

If it does penny is welcome to stay with me……again

Mel Daytona600 wrote: you all think you have it tough, try going through labour.

Pff thats nothing,you should try being kicked in the nuts.

thelastsuperpower wrote:

Mel Daytona600 wrote: you all think you have it tough, try going through labour.

Pff thats nothing,you should try being kicked in the nuts.

Got to agree there m8, a kick in the nuts is far worse its just got to be......

julian wrote:
Gav ummmm poor chaps got Kelly

I know

BLIMEY YOU BETTER WATCH OUT

YOU SKINNY LITTLE RUNT

DynaMight wrote:

julian wrote:Gav ummmm poor chaps got Kelly

I know

True... It can't get worse than that...

PMSL

As I stated previously the causes and cure for man flu are:

Cause = Excessive nagging by 'her in doors'

Cure = Sky sports turned up very loud to drown out said nagging.

Everyone is happy.

Childbirth is just an excuse to get powerful prescription aneasthetics. You should see the size of the sh*t I did the other night, now that was a brown baby.

Julian your such a bi*tch. "BUILDER" Is that one from the village ones YMCA and all that

Not just saying that as from your mincing ways but you left my poor wife Penny with a very very sore a*se and she did say there was a front entrance. Apparently you never heard of one of them Women reproduce mate and from the wet one at the front. Its PINK not BROWN

Simon mate, A GIRL YOU CALL ME . An R1 is like having a hairdressers 206 convertable car mate. I can't think of anything toooo hurtfull towards you as between you and me if i were batting for the other side, then you would be the one. Tall, sexy, gorgeous eyes, and so female like it makes me seriously wonder were you a lady before

And Funky YOU of all people have the nerve to say i am UGLY Can't really say any more to that toooo busy with Sophie sorry. No No No you don't have to pay me Sophie, all this lengh is free. What you never knew it came in an extra extra large packkage I guess some have, it some don't

And a final one i feel sorry for you poor f*ckers who are shagging my mum

Oh and Mel nearly forgot Child birth and labour

Firstly i was a women in my previous life and had 5 children which i think was a dam site easyier then watching my 3 children being born in this life. You women got it sooooooo easy having your head at the opposite end

Blimey wrote: You women got it sooooooo easy having your head at the opposite end

PMSL Quote of the year!

[quote="Blimey
You women got it sooooooo easy having your head at the opposite end [/quote]

ROFL i know what you mean, i had a look down there when my first ex-missus had a kid (not mine, just one she picked up somewhere) and it wasn't a pretty site, put me right off for months, it looked like a dead badger with its sides split open afterwards...........