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"Keen to Lean"?

just got one made up for me and my dad , mine will read "hows my riding call 0800 who gives a shit" and my dads is "honestly officer my plates not illegal" lol

'Small Plate? Go Arrest a real criminal'

Get this written upside down 'If you can read this, please call 999'

I have always found a blank one funnier, leaves it down to the imagination of the reader then.

haynesvfr750 wrote:just got one made up for me and my dad , mine will read "hows my riding call 0800 who gives a [poo poo]" and my dads is "honestly officer my plates not illegal" lol

mine says "Driven well? Call 0800 kiss-my-ass" haha

Blue wrote:

billinom8s wrote: i used to have DILLIGAF thats free if you want it

Oi! You trying to say i'm never in front of you

only in the queue at frenchies

my old one said

get down on one knee and pray

favourites so far are:

'designed by a genius, ridden by a twat'

and

'ridden well? report stolen'

I believe I'll have one of those next!

if its too loud you're a ****



back off bitch

saw this one on the back on an R1

"If you think my riding stinks you should smell my fingers"

euthanize bike thieves

my other toy has tits

see god then brake

do my balls look bike on this