The argument thread

Post by **billinom8s** » Dec 4th, '09, 19:18

ant says it's now your screen saver

Smiler · Post by **Smiler** » Dec 4th, '09, 19:22

billinom8s wrote:ant says it's now your screen saver

er........

NO!

I'm outta here, can't keep up the offensive standards required for this thread...

Post by **billinom8s** » Dec 4th, '09, 19:40

go on, say something about someone, go on, try to pi$$ someone off.

a fuking dare ya !

Smiler · Post by **Smiler** » Dec 4th, '09, 20:04

Right then, here goes..

Simon, that Gav right...his beard is actually stuck on and made of the pubes off a circus performing midget called Eric, he got mixed up with the toys in Woolies as a baby and nearly got sold as a cabbage patch kid (I can see you picturing this right now!) and and and and if it wasn't for Kelly his bike would probably fall apart, cos his poor weakly hands cannot do up nuts and bolts......that last bit is actually true...lol!

I'll get me coat.

Took me ages to think that lot up, not cut out for this I reckon... ha ha

Post by **billinom8s** » Dec 4th, '09, 20:17

that was lamer than funkies last boyfriend/rape victim after his double dose of roofies

bambam · Post by **bambam** » Dec 4th, '09, 22:20

well it's a start for the lovely smiler............about as lame and flacid as si when you mention a night shift.

but i'm sure your man the f#ck up and provide much entertainment..........and yes i ahve had a beer or two

Funky · Post by **Funky** » Dec 4th, '09, 22:47

Nothing is as flacid as simon. Kim tells me he needs two lollipop sticks and a couple rubber bands to appear stiff...

delvey91 · Post by **delvey91** » Dec 4th, '09, 23:22

Funky wrote:two lollipop sticks

Surley one broken in half would provide ample support?

DynaMight · Post by **DynaMight** » Dec 4th, '09, 23:48

Funky wrote:Nothing is as flacid as simon. Kim tells me he needs two lollipop sticks and a couple rubber bands to appear stiff...

Thats only when you're not there. When you are, he can just about beat gravity.

Smiler wrote:Right then, here goes..

Simon, that Gav right...his beard is actually stuck on and made of the pubes off a circus performing midget called Eric, he got mixed up with the toys in Woolies as a baby and nearly got sold as a cabbage patch kid (I can see you picturing this right now!) and and and and if it wasn't for Kelly his bike would probably fall apart, cos his poor weakly hands cannot do up nuts and bolts......that last bit is actually true...lol!

I thought we were bestest of friends....and then you stab me in the back!

Smiler · Post by **Smiler** » Dec 5th, '09, 06:37

oh Gav!

Hug?

Think we need a fluffy thread.......

Post by **billinom8s** » Dec 5th, '09, 11:12

a fluffy thread

you bluddy hornet riding namby pamby,

man it up. Take 10 paces turn and fire !

Funky · Post by **Funky** » Dec 6th, '09, 18:25

DynaMight wrote:and then you stab me in the back!

Makes a change from you being stabbed in the a*se

Post by **billinom8s** » Dec 6th, '09, 19:21

Funky wrote:
DynaMight wrote:and then you stab me in the back!
Makes a change from you being stabbed in the a*se

i don't think that's possible anymore aaron. Surely 'to stab' would mean to puncture or penetrate. From what i hear, dynamights back passage is now more of a casam so to stab it you may need something a little larger than the puppy worrier you are packing

bambam · Post by **bambam** » Dec 6th, '09, 20:01

the dozy tosspot will probably stick his head up there instead

Funky · Post by **Funky** » Dec 6th, '09, 23:29

Just because I still had room for my fists and two small dogs when i did it to you.

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