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Re: The argument thread
Posted: Dec 4th, '09, 19:18
by billinom8s
ant says it's now your screen saver
Re: The argument thread
Posted: Dec 4th, '09, 19:22
by Smiler
billinom8s wrote:ant says it's now your screen saver
er........
NO!
I'm outta here, can't keep up the offensive standards required for this thread...
Re: The argument thread
Posted: Dec 4th, '09, 19:40
by billinom8s
go on, say something about someone, go on, try to pi$$ someone off.
a fuking dare ya !
Re: The argument thread
Posted: Dec 4th, '09, 20:04
by Smiler
Right then, here goes..
Simon, that Gav right...his beard is actually stuck on and made of the pubes off a circus performing midget called Eric, he got mixed up with the toys in Woolies as a baby and nearly got sold as a cabbage patch kid (I can see you picturing this right now!) and and and and if it wasn't for Kelly his bike would probably fall apart, cos his poor weakly hands cannot do up nuts and bolts......that last bit is actually true...lol!
I'll get me coat.
Took me ages to think that lot up, not cut out for this I reckon... ha ha
Re: The argument thread
Posted: Dec 4th, '09, 20:17
by billinom8s
that was lamer than funkies last boyfriend/rape victim after his double dose of roofies
Re: The argument thread
Posted: Dec 4th, '09, 22:20
by bambam
well it's a start for the lovely smiler............about as lame and flacid as si when you mention a night shift.
but i'm sure your man the f#ck up and provide much entertainment..........and yes i ahve had a beer or two
Re: The argument thread
Posted: Dec 4th, '09, 22:47
by Funky
Nothing is as flacid as simon. Kim tells me he needs two lollipop sticks and a couple rubber bands to appear stiff...
Re: The argument thread
Posted: Dec 4th, '09, 23:22
by delvey91
Funky wrote:two lollipop sticks
Surley one broken in half would provide ample support?
Re: The argument thread
Posted: Dec 4th, '09, 23:48
by DynaMight
Funky wrote:Nothing is as flacid as simon. Kim tells me he needs two lollipop sticks and a couple rubber bands to appear stiff...
Thats only when you're not there. When you are, he can just about beat gravity.
Smiler wrote:Right then, here goes..
Simon, that Gav right...his beard is actually stuck on and made of the pubes off a circus performing midget called Eric, he got mixed up with the toys in Woolies as a baby and nearly got sold as a cabbage patch kid (I can see you picturing this right now!) and and and and if it wasn't for Kelly his bike would probably fall apart, cos his poor weakly hands cannot do up nuts and bolts......that last bit is actually true...lol!
I thought we were bestest of friends....and then you stab me in the back!
Re: The argument thread
Posted: Dec 5th, '09, 06:37
by Smiler
oh Gav!
Hug?
Think we need a fluffy thread.......
Re: The argument thread
Posted: Dec 5th, '09, 11:12
by billinom8s
Re: The argument thread
Posted: Dec 6th, '09, 18:25
by Funky
DynaMight wrote:and then you stab me in the back!
Makes a change from you being stabbed in the a*se
Re: The argument thread
Posted: Dec 6th, '09, 19:21
by billinom8s
Funky wrote:DynaMight wrote:and then you stab me in the back!
Makes a change from you being stabbed in the a*se
i don't think that's possible anymore aaron. Surely 'to stab' would mean to puncture or penetrate. From what i hear, dynamights back passage is now more of a casam so to stab it you may need something a little larger than the puppy worrier you are packing
Re: The argument thread
Posted: Dec 6th, '09, 20:01
by bambam
the dozy tosspot will probably stick his head up there instead
Re: The argument thread
Posted: Dec 6th, '09, 23:29
by Funky
Just because I still had room for my fists and two small dogs when i did it to you.
