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Johnnyb wrote:[quote="Blimey
You women got it sooooooo easy having your head at the opposite end

it looked like a dead badger with its sides split open afterwards...........

Oh my god, I'm crying at these quotes! so f*cking funny!

I love how they never tell women that they'll pooh in front of people. hahahahahaha

FU*CK YOU ALL!!!

i don't know..................
i go away for a weekend on the p#ss and it all kicks off
just to add my opinion.........you are all a bunch of c#nts and the R1 is a mans bike and anyone who says different will get a slap from my gran who's been dead for years but i can dig her up for a SPECIAL occasion.

just one word for blimey.........TW#T

bambam wrote:my gran who's been dead for years but i can dig her up for a SPECIAL occasion.

I hope this special occasion is different from your other special occasions. Sounds like ramming your fist into a jar a mayonaisse you sicko.

it looked like a dead badger with its sides split open


and there i was thinking bambam collected roadkill to eat........

Haven't been on here for a while and laughed so much a little bit of wee came out reading this.

Dunno what Mel's on about though. I didn't think labour hurt one bit. I can see it now, everytime I get manflu (which is really nasty girls) it'll be 'At least it's not as bad as labour'

I would love to join in and say horrible things about you all but I can't be arsed.......yet

I know when my other half is in hospital with damian erupting from her satanic hole, i'll be down the pub handing out cigars.

Funky wrote:I know when my other half is in hospital with damian erupting from her satanic hole, i'll be down the pub handing out cigars.

and while we smoke them we could try and work out who the father is

julian wrote:

Funky wrote:I know when my other half is in hospital with damian erupting from her satanic hole, i'll be down the pub handing out cigars.

and while we smoke them we could try and work out who the father is

Probably Funky's Mum. She has a massive dong.

DynaMight wrote:

julian wrote:

Funky wrote:I know when my other half is in hospital with damian erupting from her satanic hole, i'll be down the pub handing out cigars.

and while we smoke them we could try and work out who the father is

Probably Funky's Mum. She has a massive dong.

Compare to yours, all dongs look massive... maggot boy.

Funky wrote:Hondas are for girly boys.

How very dare you, YOU KENTISH KENT!!

DynaMight wrote:Probably Funky's Mum. She has a massive dong.

Very very funny, is she from Thailand then, I knew a bird/bloke from over there once.........

Johnnyb wrote:Very very funny, is she from Thailand then, I bought a bird/bloke from over there once.........

You what?!

Never heard of try before you buy Johnbob

don't u mean thai before u buy