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The 1970's? For cornwall that is science fiction. They still fear Hayley's comet and eclipses. The bubonic plague is still rife as they dont wash.

They do wash, it's just that nettles and cow dung doesn't get them clean.

Fire scares them as they still think it's an evil spirit so they have yet to discover boiled water and it's many cleaning abilities.

Nooooooooooooo, don't mention the 'F' word! You'll upset the big light in the sky and we will be stuck in the dark, just like what happened many years ago. The sky went dark at mid day and we had to sacrifice many young virgins before it returned again 5 mins later. Since that day we have agreed to never speak the word.

Heathen Northeners with your strange up country ways and words.

There are virgins in Cornwall? I thought they were all date raped by BamBam at the age of 11?

Funky wrote:There are virgins in Cornwall? I thought they were all date raped by BamBam at the age of 11?

Otherwise more commonly known as ''the Government''...

So this is where all the poofters hang out.

Yes and you will feel right at home.

Pull up a big pink pillow gomo.

c'mon you bunch of ingred N O B S!! shout at somebody!!!









now i feel better...

Taz2011 wrote:c'mon you bunch of ingred N O B S!! shout at somebody!!!









now i feel better...

Blow me ya nonce

tut tut, such ignorance and intolerance between two lovers. are you 'on' taz ?

The decorators are in and dyslexia has hit his fingers.

.........thats you lot that is

badgerKDD wrote: .........thats you lot that is

that's you that is.

bambam wrote:

Taz2011 wrote:c'mon you bunch of ingred N O B S!! shout at somebody!!!









now i feel better...

Blow me ya nonce