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I've been riding the things since Noah was a lad so I think I must be the attachment, Mrs R will no doubt confirm the noisy bit fits too.

I think I'm well known for being a pandemonium - comes with being a curmudgeonly old fart I suppose

ptolemyx wrote: ↑Nov 17th, '19, 06:22 I think I'm well known for being a pandemonium - comes with being a curmudgeonly old fart I suppose

Don't you mean pendulum, as in Fred Wedlocks song 'The Oldest Swinger in Town'?

"pendulum" - defined as a long thing dangling down that swings from side to side. I've never been known for a long thing swinging in the breeze. Pass the tweezers and magnifying glass....

"pandemonium" - wild and noisy disorder or confusion; uproar. Sounds more like it, though I could "get my moped back on the road and ride, ride, ride"

If i am going to pick a label out of the choice then guess i am going to have to be a "lunatic"