For the Irish in you...
Posted: Sep 22nd, '05, 11:15
A teacher asks her class to use the word 'contagious' in a sentence.
Roland the class swot gets up and says, "Last year I got the measles and my
Mum said it was contagious."
"Well done, Roland" says the teacher. "Can anyone else try?"
Katie, a sweet little girl with pigtails, says, "My grandma says there's a
bug going round, and it's contagious."
"Well done, Katie" says the teacher. "Anyone else?"
Little Irish Shaun jumps up and says in a broad Irish voice, "Our next door
neighbour is painting his house with a two-inch brush and my Dad says
it will take the contagious".
Roland the class swot gets up and says, "Last year I got the measles and my
Mum said it was contagious."
"Well done, Roland" says the teacher. "Can anyone else try?"
Katie, a sweet little girl with pigtails, says, "My grandma says there's a
bug going round, and it's contagious."
"Well done, Katie" says the teacher. "Anyone else?"
Little Irish Shaun jumps up and says in a broad Irish voice, "Our next door
neighbour is painting his house with a two-inch brush and my Dad says
it will take the contagious".
