The Nun
Posted: Oct 18th, '05, 13:56
A cabbie picks up a Nun. She gets into the cab, and the driver won't stop staring at her.
She asks him why he is staring.
He replies: "I have a question to ask you, but I don't want to offend you".
She answers, "My son, you cannot offend mr. When you're as old as i am and have been a Nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that i would find offensive."
"Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a Nun kiss me."
She responds, " Well, let's see what we can do about that:first you have to be single and secondly you must be Catholic."
The cabbie is very excited and says, "Yes, I'm single and Catholic!"
"OK" the Nun says,"Pull into the next alley."
The Nun fulfills his fantasy with a kiss that would make a hooker blush.
But when they get back on the raod, the cabbie starts crying.
"My dear child,why are you crying?" said the Nun.
"Forgive me but I've sinned. I lied. I must confess, I'm married and I'm Jewish."
The Nun said, "It's OK, my name is Simon and I'm off to a Halloween Party!"
She asks him why he is staring.
He replies: "I have a question to ask you, but I don't want to offend you".
She answers, "My son, you cannot offend mr. When you're as old as i am and have been a Nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that i would find offensive."
"Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a Nun kiss me."
She responds, " Well, let's see what we can do about that:first you have to be single and secondly you must be Catholic."
The cabbie is very excited and says, "Yes, I'm single and Catholic!"
"OK" the Nun says,"Pull into the next alley."
The Nun fulfills his fantasy with a kiss that would make a hooker blush.
But when they get back on the raod, the cabbie starts crying.
"My dear child,why are you crying?" said the Nun.
"Forgive me but I've sinned. I lied. I must confess, I'm married and I'm Jewish."
The Nun said, "It's OK, my name is Simon and I'm off to a Halloween Party!"
