knickers
Posted: Oct 19th, '05, 17:26
The Englishman's wife stepped up to the tee and, as she bent over to place her ball, a gust of wind blew her skirt up and revealed her lack of underwear. "Good god, woman! Why aren't you wearing any knickers?" her husband asked.
"Well, you don't give me enough housekeeping money to afford any."
The englishman immediately reached into his pocket and said, "for the sake of decency, here's £50. Go and buy yourself some underwear."
Next , the Irishman's wife bends over to set her ball on the tee. Her skirt also blows up to show that she wasn't wearing undies.
"Blessed Virgin Mary, woman! You've no knickers, why not?"
She replied, "I can't afford any on the money you give me."
He reached into his pocket and said, " For the sake of decency, here's£20. Go and buy some underwear!"
Lastly, the Scotsman's wife bends over. The wind also takes her skirt over her head to reveal that she, too, is naked under it.
"Sweet mudder of Jesus, Aggie! Where the frig are yer drawers?"
She too explains, "You dinna give me enough money ta be able ta affarrd any."
The scotsman reached into his pocket and says,
"Well, fer the love'o Jasus, 'n the sake of decency,
here's a comb. Tidy yerself up a bit."
"Well, you don't give me enough housekeeping money to afford any."
The englishman immediately reached into his pocket and said, "for the sake of decency, here's £50. Go and buy yourself some underwear."
Next , the Irishman's wife bends over to set her ball on the tee. Her skirt also blows up to show that she wasn't wearing undies.
"Blessed Virgin Mary, woman! You've no knickers, why not?"
She replied, "I can't afford any on the money you give me."
He reached into his pocket and said, " For the sake of decency, here's£20. Go and buy some underwear!"
Lastly, the Scotsman's wife bends over. The wind also takes her skirt over her head to reveal that she, too, is naked under it.
"Sweet mudder of Jesus, Aggie! Where the frig are yer drawers?"
She too explains, "You dinna give me enough money ta be able ta affarrd any."
The scotsman reached into his pocket and says,
"Well, fer the love'o Jasus, 'n the sake of decency,
here's a comb. Tidy yerself up a bit."
