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Don't look ladies..but you guys will like it..

Posted: Nov 4th, '05, 19:56
by MARCUS
A middle aged woman standing nude, looks in the bedroom mirror and says to her husband. "I look horrible. I'm fat, my boobs and my backside are getting more saggy by the day, I find a new wrinkle every morning and I think I'll have to go up yet ANOTHER dress size."


Sitting down with her head in her hands she continues, "I just feel so old and ugly... can you please at least pay me one compliment"
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The husband replies....."Well if it's any consolation, your eyesight's f*cking spot on!!" :lol:

Posted: Nov 4th, '05, 20:00
by baskie
:wink: ideasl lol

Posted: Nov 5th, '05, 07:51
by CvPiper
PMSL :lol: :lol:

Posted: Nov 5th, '05, 07:52
by Jay
PMSL :lol: :lol: :lol:

Posted: Nov 5th, '05, 14:10
by jim
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Posted: Nov 5th, '05, 15:37
by Tom L
classic :lol: :lol:

Posted: Nov 7th, '05, 08:51
by A_T
lol :lol: :lol:

Posted: Nov 7th, '05, 09:52
by 1154macaw
Argent_Taon wrote:lol :lol: :lol:
It says don't look ladies I take it that's not you A_T :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: