The 3 tramps
Posted: Feb 7th, '06, 22:49
Was told this in primary school so its not my fault if its not funny.
Tramp walks into a bar, and asks for a tooth pick. Bartender Gives him the tooth pick and the tramp walks out. Another tramp walks in and asks for a tooth pick. Bartender wondering why but gives him a tooth pick and the tramp walks out. Yet another tramp walks in, but asks for a straw. The bartender asks the tramp why he asked for the straw but the others asked for a tooth picks and the tramp says 'Sombody was sick outside and the other two have already taken all the chunky bits.'
Tramp walks into a bar, and asks for a tooth pick. Bartender Gives him the tooth pick and the tramp walks out. Another tramp walks in and asks for a tooth pick. Bartender wondering why but gives him a tooth pick and the tramp walks out. Yet another tramp walks in, but asks for a straw. The bartender asks the tramp why he asked for the straw but the others asked for a tooth picks and the tramp says 'Sombody was sick outside and the other two have already taken all the chunky bits.'
