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Memory was something you lost with age
An application was for employment
A program was a TV show
A cursor used profanity
A keyboard was a piano
A web was a spider's home
A virus was the flu

A CD was a bank account
A hard drive was a long trip on the road

A mouse pad was where a mouse lived


And if you had a 3 inch floppy . ... .

. .. you just hoped nobody ever found out!

Speedy is reminded of the last one every time he looks down in the shower