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CLEVER GIRL???

Posted: Mar 10th, '06, 13:04
by devilride
A girl came skipping home from school one day. "mummy, mummy" she yelled "we were counting today, and all the other kids could only count to 4 but i counted to 10"
"very good" said her mother
"is it because i'm blonde mummy?"
"yes its because you're blonde"
the next day the girl came home from school yelling "mummy, mummy, we were saying the alphabet today and all the other kids could only say it to D, but i said it to G"
"very good" said her mother
"is it because i'm blonde mummy?"
"yes its because you're blonde"
the next day the girl came skipping home from school yelling "mummy, mummy, we were in gym class today and when we showered, all the other girls had flat chests, but i have these!" And she lifted her tank top to reveal a gorgeous pair of 36C's
"very good" said her embarrassed mother
"is it because i'm blonde mummy?"
"no, its because you're 25"

Posted: Mar 10th, '06, 13:05
by sonic
nice joke and true... :shock:

Posted: Mar 10th, '06, 13:19
by rossi25
LMOA!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

Posted: Mar 10th, '06, 14:03
by Leroy
very good ;) :lol:

Posted: Mar 10th, '06, 16:50
by Maver-Nick
Not heard thay one before...Superb... :lol: :lol: :lol:

Posted: Mar 10th, '06, 19:19
by Mervin
Beats the aeroplane blonde one
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blonde hair black box

Posted: Mar 10th, '06, 22:24
by Gingey
sonic_gsxr wrote:nice joke and true... :shock:
Isnt it just :lol: :lol:

Posted: Mar 10th, '06, 22:26
by sprocket
SWEEEEEEEEET Thats a good one :D

Posted: Mar 12th, '06, 11:18
by MRX Steve
:lol: :lol: havnt heard that one before

Posted: Mar 12th, '06, 11:22
by jim1979
Excellent :lol: :lol: