CLEVER GIRL???
Posted: Mar 10th, '06, 13:04
A girl came skipping home from school one day. "mummy, mummy" she yelled "we were counting today, and all the other kids could only count to 4 but i counted to 10"
"very good" said her mother
"is it because i'm blonde mummy?"
"yes its because you're blonde"
the next day the girl came home from school yelling "mummy, mummy, we were saying the alphabet today and all the other kids could only say it to D, but i said it to G"
"very good" said her mother
"is it because i'm blonde mummy?"
"yes its because you're blonde"
the next day the girl came skipping home from school yelling "mummy, mummy, we were in gym class today and when we showered, all the other girls had flat chests, but i have these!" And she lifted her tank top to reveal a gorgeous pair of 36C's
"very good" said her embarrassed mother
"is it because i'm blonde mummy?"
"no, its because you're 25"
"very good" said her mother
"is it because i'm blonde mummy?"
"yes its because you're blonde"
the next day the girl came home from school yelling "mummy, mummy, we were saying the alphabet today and all the other kids could only say it to D, but i said it to G"
"very good" said her mother
"is it because i'm blonde mummy?"
"yes its because you're blonde"
the next day the girl came skipping home from school yelling "mummy, mummy, we were in gym class today and when we showered, all the other girls had flat chests, but i have these!" And she lifted her tank top to reveal a gorgeous pair of 36C's
"very good" said her embarrassed mother
"is it because i'm blonde mummy?"
"no, its because you're 25"