Little girl and the builders

LWR GERRY · Post by **LWR GERRY** » Mar 19th, '06, 15:14

Little girl and the builders...............
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Here is a little heartwarming story of a 5 year old girl who took interest in the building of the house next door...............

The shy petite well spoken little girl became very interested in the work the builders were doing everyday.

She started to carry little buckets of sand for them and by the second week she was using a little hammer to knock nails into pieces of wood.

At teabreaks and dinnertimes she would sit and eat with the men in the work lobby.

After a month the men decided to present the little girl with her first wage packet.Inside was a £10 note.She was so excited she ran to mummy to show her the money she had received.

At the weekend her mummy took her to the bank to open an account for the money she earned.The cashier asked the little darling how she was so lucky to have received £10.

The little girl proudly replied "i have been helping the workmen building our neighbours new house"

The cashier replied "goodness gracious,and when will you be working on the house again"?

The little girl replied.....

When them lazy b*****ds at B&Q deliver the f***ing timber.

sprocket · Post by **sprocket** » Mar 19th, '06, 16:34

LMFAO!!!!!!!

xploitation · Post by **xploitation** » Mar 19th, '06, 17:03

that is the funniest thing i have heard in ages!!!

Leroy · Post by **Leroy** » Mar 19th, '06, 17:05

lmao

georgie_d · Post by **georgie_d** » Mar 19th, '06, 17:11

funny as el

sonic · Post by **sonic** » Mar 19th, '06, 17:29

sweet - lmao...

Funky · Post by **Funky** » Mar 19th, '06, 18:22

He he

devilride · Post by **devilride** » Mar 19th, '06, 18:33

brilliant!

Gingey · Post by **Gingey** » Mar 19th, '06, 19:33

Thats what happens to you on site, you end up with such shit [Censored] vocab!