Phone call............?
Posted: May 6th, '06, 16:50
Telephone Rings.
>>"Hello?"
>>"Hi, sweetheart, this is Daddy. Is Mummy near the phone?"
>>"No, Daddy, She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul."
>>After a brief pause, Daddy says, "But, Sweetheart, you haven't got
>>an Uncle Paul."
>>"Oh yes I do, and he's upstairs in the room with Mommy, right now."
>>...... Brief Pause
>>"Uh, okay then, this is what I want you to do. Put the phone down
>>on the table, run upstairs and knock on the bedroom door, and shout
>>to Mummy that Daddy's car just pulled into the drive"
>>"Okay Daddy, just a minute."
>>A few minutes later the little girl comes back to the phone.
>>"I did it, Daddy."
>>"And what happened Sweetheart?" he asked
>>Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes on
>>and ran around screaming. Then she tripped over the rug, hit her
>>head on the dressing table and now she isn't moving at all!"
>>"Oh my God!!! What about your Uncle Paul?"
>>"He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on too. He was all scared
>>and he jumped out of the back window and into the swimming pool.
>>But I don't think he knew that emptied the water last week to clean
>>it. He hit the bottom of the pool and I think he's dead"
>>Long Pause
>>Then Daddy says: "Swimming pool? ...... Is this 0730 222333?"
>>"Hello?"
>>"Hi, sweetheart, this is Daddy. Is Mummy near the phone?"
>>"No, Daddy, She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul."
>>After a brief pause, Daddy says, "But, Sweetheart, you haven't got
>>an Uncle Paul."
>>"Oh yes I do, and he's upstairs in the room with Mommy, right now."
>>...... Brief Pause
>>"Uh, okay then, this is what I want you to do. Put the phone down
>>on the table, run upstairs and knock on the bedroom door, and shout
>>to Mummy that Daddy's car just pulled into the drive"
>>"Okay Daddy, just a minute."
>>A few minutes later the little girl comes back to the phone.
>>"I did it, Daddy."
>>"And what happened Sweetheart?" he asked
>>Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes on
>>and ran around screaming. Then she tripped over the rug, hit her
>>head on the dressing table and now she isn't moving at all!"
>>"Oh my God!!! What about your Uncle Paul?"
>>"He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on too. He was all scared
>>and he jumped out of the back window and into the swimming pool.
>>But I don't think he knew that emptied the water last week to clean
>>it. He hit the bottom of the pool and I think he's dead"
>>Long Pause
>>Then Daddy says: "Swimming pool? ...... Is this 0730 222333?"