My PJFT

[Stinky]

FAILED! FAILED!!!!! How can I fail it! It's not fair! I ran to 1.95 out of the 2.40 when I had to stop being I was going to be sick! All because I drank a bottle of lucazade before the run. And it was the same lucazade as the one I stole from goldenstones which got me fired! I HATE Lucazade! I could have uped the speed aswell. I had to do it in under 10.45 minutes and I easy could have done it in 9.30 mins. Oh well...I guess it's off to america with me to be a hitman

[hksooie1]

Gutted for you mate, but sounds like a lack of preparation there! Drinking fizzy drinks before rigorous exercise is never good! Are they giving you another opportunity? If they are, spend your time wisely and make sure you prepare fully. Remember they not looking for super athletes at this time, they looking for attitude and determination. If advice needed, ask away, more than willing to help out with words of wisdom!

[Funky]

Gutted for you mate as I know you had done alot, but don't give up mate, just go for it again and train that little bit harder ;) Try running a bit further than they ask as as then you'll be able to do the run easily with room to spare.

[Stinky]

Ok thank . And Funky, what is that in your avatar because Its annoying me

[Funky]

It's my cartoon alterego...

[Stinky]

, I keep on having to look at it because of it's eyes I think.

[Cheggers]

Gutted for ya! but fizzy drink is never good right before going balls out on a run!

However, after your basic bootneck training you'll learn how to puke in your mouth and swallow it again!

[Stinky]

Lol. I have been sick a few times from eating alot then running. I would have been sick while I was running but I might have triped over and if any got on the rotating belt, it would have flown everywhere.

[fastbiker25]

just join the navy as a submariner!!!

get paid a kings ransom too get fat!!!! screw all that running around, thats why god gave us motorbikes......so we dont have too!!!!!!!!!

[baskie]

. Oh well...I guess it's off to america with me to be a hitman

well wen u do giumme a shout, i'll cum wiht you. i can shoot a nats bollocks off at 600yrds. GET SOME !!!!!!

oh and unlucy fella. sorry to hear

[Stinky]

You would really come with me and be a hitman? I'm only going to do it if all else fails. I have it all planned out though. I've been offered a IT job in Texas which includes buying computers and useing them for a small business in the first coleny mall in suger land lol. I have found a 'Appartment' 9.2 miles aways from the mall, just off the 'Free way' with pizza hut, shopping malls, garages and a 7/11 close. Theres also a local gun market close by where I could get my weapons for pritty cheap. I know 3 people there and have known them for over 1 year now, one of them is employing me. And apperntly, says one of them, texas is going through a period ( I forget what it's called) When to much money is being made and not enough being spent ( or it could be the other way around) which makes the price of houses there very low. Also it's a 'getto' area where gun shots are heard quite reguarly, I'm not townie but I think I would enjoy that for a while untill I get enough money form my job to move more up north into the richer states. Texas has alot of poor dumb people (e.g. Mexicans) which makes getting another job there fairly easy, Even for me but apprently it's very hot there. My only problem is my visa. I don't belive my dad coz he sometimes makes things up but he says for me to live in america, my employer has a pay lot of money for me to say over there. What I found is if I pay for a pertition $360 aprox...then I should get in with an E4 visa. But I am probably wrong aswell. Does anybody know anything about Visa what could help me? And I got all the money stuff worked out (e.g. health insurance, appartment costs, (New ) bike costs etc.) and recently brought the famous Hit Man: A Technical Manual for Independent Contractors or something like that by paladin press which is actully quite usefull but cost me $75 on ebay for a book when It can be read for free on the internet . But this is a back up plan, My main plan is to become a marine and then form a mafia or be a hitman then with other marines and the- like with my other futur-marine friend. I think I have most of it planned out, even back up plans if I fail in america , just the visa information if anybody could shead some light. The actual visa website does not give enough information I don't think. Don't get your hopes up to much baskie though , it's only a back-up plan and the IT business dosn't open up untill the end of this year.

[Stinky]

I wrote all that because I'm bored . Oh, it's thundering outside )

[Funky]

I wouldn't buy your guns from the local market as then they'll be registered to you and the police will be able to trace the bullets back...

[clunk]

Getting a visa to get into the USA is quite difficult.

If you get sponsored by an employer you must be degree qualified and the employer must prove that they cannot find anyone in the local workforce to fill the vacancy.

You can invest in a business for at least $500,000, this will get you a green card ( so you can work there), you don't have to work for the business you invest in. If its still running after 2 years you get a permanent visa.
There is a lower amount you can invest, but the visa is more restrictive.

If you are going to be a hitman, you'll be living outside the law anyway so why bother with a visa, just turn up and stay.

Or you could just stop living in a fantasy computer game world and get a life in the real world.

[Stinky]

I'm only a kid with dreams .