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two italians

Posted: Feb 6th, '09, 10:45
by r1dave
NO SPEAKAH DE ENGLISH
A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation.
The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of them say the following:
'Emma come First. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more! Two asses, They come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come one Lasta Time.'
The lady can't take this anymore, 'You foul-mouthed sex obsessed ***.' She Retorted indignantly. 'In this country, we don't speak aloud on Public Places about our sex lives.'
'Hey, coola down lady, ' said the man. 'Who talkin'abouta sex? I'm a Justa Tellin my frienda how to spell ' Mississippi ','




£5.00 says you're gonna read this again! :lol:

Re: two italians

Posted: Feb 6th, '09, 13:22
by Maver-Nick
Owe you a fiver... :roll: :oops: :lol:

Re: two italians

Posted: Feb 6th, '09, 14:17
by Johnnyb
I owe you a tenner, i did it twice just to understand the accent :D :D

Re: two italians

Posted: Feb 7th, '09, 12:25
by r1dave
Easy money :lol: :lol: :lol:

Re: two italians

Posted: Feb 7th, '09, 12:27
by r1dave
k7 dave wrote:Easy money :lol: :lol: :lol:
Should say easy money bloody edit but :evil: :roll: :oops: :lol: ton

Re: two italians

Posted: Feb 7th, '09, 13:57
by Maver-Nick
k7 dave wrote:
k7 dave wrote:Easy money :lol: :lol: :lol:
Should say easy money [Censored] edit but :evil: :roll: :oops: :lol: ton
It does say 'Easy Money'... You Bleeding Thicket... :roll: :wink: :lol: