choosing a wife

[Mervin]

A Man wanted to get married. He was having trouble choosing

Among three likely candidates. He gives each woman a present

Of £5,000 and watches to see what they do with the money.





The first does a total makeover. She goes to a fancy beauty

Salon, gets her hair done, new makeup; buys several new

Outfits and dresses up very nicely for the man. She tells

Him that she has done this to be more attractive for him

Because she loves him so much.



The man was impressed.





The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him

A new set of golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer,

And some expensive clothes. As she presents these gifts, she

Tells him that she has spent all the money on him because

She loves him so much.





Again, the man is impressed.









The third invests the money in the stock market. She earns

Several times the £5,000. She gives him back his £5,000 and

Reinvests the remainder in a joint account. She tells him

That she wants to save for their future because she loves

Him so much.









Obviously, the man was impressed.









The man thought for a long time about what each woman had

Done with the money he'd given Her.







Then he married the one with the biggest

Tits.

[Johnnyb]

Well he would do wouldn't he