low battery
Posted: Sep 20th, '11, 21:40
I saved my mistress' phone number as 'LOW BATTERY'.
Whenever she calls and I'm not around, the missus takes the phone and plugs it to the charger unknowingly.
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Saw a chameleon today.
So I guess it's safe to say it was a pretty useless chameleon.
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America has reached a total national debt of 14.3 Trillion.
They only asked Wonga for £200 until the end of the month.
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How many Germans does it take to change a lightbulb?
Lots, but they must all have the same name. As the say "Many Hans make light work!"
Whenever she calls and I'm not around, the missus takes the phone and plugs it to the charger unknowingly.
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Saw a chameleon today.
So I guess it's safe to say it was a pretty useless chameleon.
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America has reached a total national debt of 14.3 Trillion.
They only asked Wonga for £200 until the end of the month.
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How many Germans does it take to change a lightbulb?
Lots, but they must all have the same name. As the say "Many Hans make light work!"