UNWRITTEN RULES OF BIKING

Mel Daytona600 · Post by **Mel Daytona600** » Apr 23rd, '07, 09:37

Thou shalt always sit down, shut up and hang on as a pillion.

Thou shalt always obey the rider.

chris_1127 · Post by **chris_1127** » Apr 23rd, '07, 10:48

thou shalt only forget you have a disclock on when there are lots of people around

Mervin · Post by **Mervin** » Apr 23rd, '07, 12:57

when thou returnest home thou shalt spend the rest of the week removing squashed insects from bike, clothes, visor and teeth if you laugh too much
merv

Little Loris · Post by **Little Loris** » Apr 23rd, '07, 14:57

Thou must stop gurning when overtaking cars with much haste.

Thou shalt not be dishonourable and scrubist thy knee sliders in with grade F sand paper.

Thou shalt not clothe thineself with tassles or don a top-box on a sports bike.

jim1979 · Post by **jim1979** » Apr 23rd, '07, 15:17

Thou shalt not put big chick's on the back of a sportsbike.

deej · Post by **deej** » Apr 23rd, '07, 18:22

thou shalt always get thy knee down where ever possible as it scrubs off the michelin man on my pilot powers

thou shalt try and do as many trackdays as possible in a year

and finally a sensible one

thou shall always try to improve ones ridng whatever their abilities

Blimey · Post by **Blimey** » Apr 23rd, '07, 19:05

Thou shall weave left and right in busy traffic like a GP rider warming thier tyres on the warm up lap,

Just incase

You never know

baz-R · Post by **baz-R** » Apr 23rd, '07, 19:34

thou shall tell other motorists of thair woes at the trafic lights trough thair open window while shaking thy fist

svr-ash · Post by **svr-ash** » Apr 23rd, '07, 19:41

Thou shall learn international sign language and use it on people using mobile phones when driving, ignorant road users, blind pedestrians, obnoxious cyclists and stupid drivers

Jak · Post by **Jak** » Apr 23rd, '07, 19:44

Thou shalt keep thine eyes open for morons in cages flicking cigarette ends out.

Thou shalt remember to keep thy visor slightly down because cigarette ends burn and make you utter foul language.

Thou shalt remember to do all the zips up on your leathers on cold days before riding off.

Blimey · Post by **Blimey** » Apr 23rd, '07, 19:49

Thou shall always go to the toilet before setting off on a ride as its more painfull if you don't when your sat in a hospital bed for hours on end waiting for X-Rays if you have an accident.

Learnt from experience, 5 hours dying for the loo and not being able to move

Jak · Post by **Jak** » Apr 23rd, '07, 19:59

Thou shalt always remember to remove thy glasses before putting on or taking off thy lid!!

brigham · Post by **brigham** » Apr 24th, '07, 10:24

Thou shalt always remember to put side stand up before selecting 1st gear.

Thou shalt kick car door panels upon being cut up on roundabouts.

Jak · Post by **Jak** » Apr 24th, '07, 11:41

brigham wrote:Thou shalt kick car door panels upon being cut up on roundabouts.

Those little panel van things dent really easy when kicked ...

Thou shalt rip off wing mirrors and throw them at cage drivers while suggesting they obviously don't need them coz they don't use them.

(I used to ride daily through central London

)

Funky · Post by **Funky** » Apr 25th, '07, 22:05

When thou'st doth sneeze in thy helmet, thou shalt extend thy tongue to tast the goodness