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Laura
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by Laura » Oct 16th, '07, 14:01
3 words,
6 letters,
1 question.
Guaranteed to destroy a mans confidence....
......IS IT IN?
watters
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by watters » Oct 16th, '07, 14:15
one word
5 letters
1 statement
loose
the monkey bike of love!
r1dave
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by r1dave » Oct 16th, '07, 14:17
Mervin
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by Mervin » Oct 16th, '07, 14:35
hmm reminds me of the one
what do you call a bloke with a 2 inch cock
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Justin
Being shot out of a cannon will always be better than being squeezed out of a tube. That is why God made fast motorcycles,
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baskie
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by baskie » Oct 16th, '07, 15:39
watters wrote: one word
5 letters
1 statement
loose
funny as foook watters me old mukka. i like it. met a girl like that once. was like chucking a cocktail sausage down a hallway.
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Mervin
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by Mervin » Oct 16th, '07, 15:53
you could have put ye rhand in and had a [MONKEY SPANK] at the same time eh
merv
Being shot out of a cannon will always be better than being squeezed out of a tube. That is why God made fast motorcycles,
Hunter S Thompson
Sir SUKI
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by Sir SUKI » Oct 16th, '07, 18:32
why can't you have 12 inch willy???
it would be a foot!!!
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deej
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by deej » Oct 16th, '07, 21:00
twas like throwing a pasty down the grand canyon
Laura
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by Laura » Oct 17th, '07, 07:57
Think i just add that it was just a joke-not a pesonal experiance or anyting!!!!
Tom L
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by Tom L » Oct 17th, '07, 14:33
best come back i heard is - i may have a small organ, but im not used to playing in a cathedral
i dont have a drinking problem.......if anything, i'm [i]too[/i] good at it