Mel's baby!

[billinom8s]

All the best Mel, whatever day s/he comes.

its gonna be a he/she ?!!!!???!!!!!!

oh dear, how u gonna choose which way to 'fix it'

with the way the little bugger is holding in there i guess u will be out with us next sunday then mike?

[Blimey]

Mike a nice big C*CK normally sorts it or cod liver oil.

But the way it looks i think the poor maid mite have to be INDUCED and that is a long old fort.

All 3 of mine had to be INDUCED and it takes AGES

All the best GOOD LUCK

[Mike Daytona600]

Thanks all

Still nothing yet so looks like I'll be going to work tomorrow

Blimey, what a good idea.....
























cod liver oil lol

[Mike Daytona600]

7 days over now and Mel had a vindalo last night

[bambam]

try her on a phall tonight..............
if that don't bring the baby out kickin and screaming nothing will

[Blue]

He / she is just hanging in there until the 9th

[Smiler]

7 days over now and Mel had a vindalo last night

you poor souls, I bet she's quite fed up now

have you tried a drive down a really bumpy road?

Bambam, please don't say you have kids/wife - you really scare me!

He / she is just hanging in there until the 9th

nah, might get rained off till the 16th yet!!

[thelastsuperpower]

Advice from my fiancee to get the little one out:

Hot curries
Raspberry leaf tea
cod liver oil (not castor oil,as a workmate suggested.. )
pineapple,apparently
a bumpy ride....of which type,you decide
walking up and down stairs
sitting on gymballs(not the sweaty kind)
ssssssseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeexxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Hope this helps

Dont worry about being induced if it comes to that,at least you can plan things a bit better.We had a great day out at the hospital when my little girl was born,who incidentally was 12 days overdue .either way youre gonna be very,very happy parents within a week!

Best of luck to both of you!

[Blue]

enduced delivery? easy. Get a sink plunger and a piece of rope. tie rope to plunger and ....you get the idea.

I'm love my kids really. trust me its worth the wait.

[steve-d]

Grab his/hers head and pull her out?

[Smiler]

she's not having a blimmin' calf FFS!

[Blue]

its called a von-tuse i think. They did it to my last one just with better instruments

[Smiler]

and they say women go into all the 'detail'....

personally, I'd want all the drugs going

[bambam]

Bambam, please don't say you have kids/wife - you really scare me!

what me i'm harmless really

[Smiler]

what me i'm harmless really

why is it I'm not quite buying that??