UNWRITTEN RULES OF BIKING

[JohnBob]

Thou shalt become mentally tired of filtering through a lengthy queue & take time out by pulling back in for 5minutes, only to have another biker pass, which spurs you on for another bout.

[dayz]

thou shalt needlessly blp the throttle down the gears even when in town

[Billi]

lol..I was talking as a general rule..I AM a gurl and I'll stamp my feet to prove it..(or you could ask the tester exactly how my streetie passed !!!!)

[thelastsuperpower]

Thou shalt bumpeth 10 month old threads,lest their greatness be forgotten.

[JohnBob]

Thou shalt park thine bike in line of sight of your office, despite the official bike park being far more conveniently placed distance-wise.

& thou shalt mysteriously appear out of the blue when someone starts admiring your ride.

[Devonkitchens]

When pulling up along side a nice female car driver. Damn right i shall oggle them legs and seat belt positioning across her chest.
Then miss the lights change colour.

[Johnnyb]

Thou shalt not polish your helmet in front of the missus

[Billi]

(for those of us with older bikes).. thou shalt stand round bike in garage,with trusted mug of tea , and reverently rolled fag, staring at aforementioned steed, till the chosen one will utter the words "try it now, see if it works"...!!!

[Johnnyb]

Thou shall't not after a row with the missus take off like a bat out of hell, then come to the first left hand bend and find you have left your side stand down..........