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Funky
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Posts: 6646 Joined: Sep 11th, '05, 15:37First Name: AaronLocation: Exeter
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by Funky May 19th, '08, 00:10
Johnnyb wrote: [quote="Blimey
You women got it sooooooo easy having your head at the opposite end
it looked like a dead badger with its sides split open afterwards...........
Oh my god, I'm crying at these quotes! so f*cking funny!
I love how they never tell women that they'll pooh in front of people. hahahahahaha
svr-ash
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Posts: 2234 Joined: Sep 18th, '05, 22:06Location: Plymouth
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by svr-ash May 19th, '08, 07:55
FU*CK YOU ALL!!!
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bambam
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Posts: 2482 Joined: May 8th, '06, 11:33First Name: Jon
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by bambam May 19th, '08, 09:48
i don't know..................
i go away for a weekend on the p#ss and it all kicks off
just to add my opinion.........you are all a bunch of c#nts and the R1 is a mans bike and anyone who says different will get a slap from my gran who's been dead for years but i can dig her up for a SPECIAL occasion.
just one word for blimey.........TW#T
Funky
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Posts: 6646 Joined: Sep 11th, '05, 15:37First Name: AaronLocation: Exeter
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by Funky May 19th, '08, 16:36
bambam wrote: my gran who's been dead for years but i can dig her up for a SPECIAL occasion.
I hope this special occasion is different from your other special occasions. Sounds like ramming your fist into a jar a mayonaisse you sicko.
julian
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Posts: 1001 Joined: Apr 13th, '07, 21:56Location: torquay cbr600rr
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by julian May 19th, '08, 18:20
it looked like a dead badger with its sides split open
and there i was thinking bambam collected roadkill to eat........
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Mike Daytona600
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Posts: 2574 Joined: Aug 6th, '06, 17:26Location: Axminster
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by Mike Daytona600 May 20th, '08, 19:46
Haven't been on here for a while and laughed so much a little bit of wee came out reading this.
Dunno what Mel's on about though. I didn't think labour hurt one bit. I can see it now, everytime I get manflu (which is really nasty girls) it'll be 'At least it's not as bad as labour'
I would love to join in and say horrible things about you all but I can't be arsed.......yet
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Funky
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Posts: 6646 Joined: Sep 11th, '05, 15:37First Name: AaronLocation: Exeter
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by Funky May 20th, '08, 20:01
I know when my other half is in hospital with damian erupting from her satanic hole, i'll be down the pub handing out cigars.
julian
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Posts: 1001 Joined: Apr 13th, '07, 21:56Location: torquay cbr600rr
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by julian May 20th, '08, 21:25
Funky wrote: I know when my other half is in hospital with damian erupting from her satanic hole, i'll be down the pub handing out cigars.
and while we smoke them we could try and work out who the father is
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DynaMight
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Posts: 2511 Joined: Apr 7th, '04, 22:35Location: Exeter
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by DynaMight May 20th, '08, 22:22
julian wrote: Funky wrote: I know when my other half is in hospital with damian erupting from her satanic hole, i'll be down the pub handing out cigars.
and while we smoke them we could try and work out who the father is
Probably Funky's Mum. She has a massive dong.
Funky
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Posts: 6646 Joined: Sep 11th, '05, 15:37First Name: AaronLocation: Exeter
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by Funky May 20th, '08, 22:57
DynaMight wrote: julian wrote: Funky wrote: I know when my other half is in hospital with damian erupting from her satanic hole, i'll be down the pub handing out cigars.
and while we smoke them we could try and work out who the father is
Probably Funky's Mum. She has a massive dong.
Compare to yours, all dongs look massive... maggot boy.
JohnBob
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Posts: 672 Joined: Dec 6th, '07, 00:33Location: Portsmouth.
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by JohnBob May 21st, '08, 00:45
Funky wrote: Hondas are for girly boys.
How very dare you, YOU KENTISH
KENT!! [b]"When theres a doubt, there is no doubt."[/b]
Johnnyb
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Posts: 1855 Joined: Jan 28th, '08, 12:39Location: Newton Abbot---rides Triumph Daytona---
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by Johnnyb May 21st, '08, 16:37
DynaMight wrote: Probably Funky's Mum. She has a massive dong.
Very very funny, is she from Thailand then, I knew a bird/bloke from over there once.........
JohnBob
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Posts: 672 Joined: Dec 6th, '07, 00:33Location: Portsmouth.
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by JohnBob May 21st, '08, 17:04
Johnnyb wrote: Very very funny, is she from Thailand then, I bought a bird/bloke from over there once.........
You what?!
[b]"When theres a doubt, there is no doubt."[/b]
Johnnyb
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Posts: 1855 Joined: Jan 28th, '08, 12:39Location: Newton Abbot---rides Triumph Daytona---
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by Johnnyb May 21st, '08, 17:57
bambam
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Posts: 2482 Joined: May 8th, '06, 11:33First Name: Jon
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by bambam May 21st, '08, 18:00
