A Real Biker...

[Maver-Nick]

A biker went to a bar and ordered a drink. As he sat sipping his whiskey, a young lady sat down next to him.

She turned to the biker and asked, "Are you a real biker?"

He replied, "Well, I've spent my whole life on Harleys. My momma was pregnant with me when she rode on the back of my Daddy's Harley, then as a little boy I rode on the back with my Daddy until I finally got my own Harley. I've been riding a Harley ever since.

So yes, I guess I am a real biker."

She said, "I'm a leslie ann. I spend my whole day thinking about women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about women; when I shower, watch TV, eat, whatever, everything seems to make me think of women." Then she got up and left.

The biker was thinking about what just happened when a man sat down next to the biker and asked, "Are you a real biker?"

He replied, "I always thought I was, but I just found out I'm a leslie ann."

[Johnnyb]

LOL nice one m8

[thelastsuperpower]

wooo that makes two of us!

[CBR6Jade]

HAHAHAHAHA...brilliant!