billinom8s wrote:ahh but at least i involved a truck with mine instead of just $hitting myself at the sight of a taxi and jamming on the front brake
Truck???? I heard it was a small van driven by a midget , give it a couple of weeks and it’ll be “a 40 ton juggernaut took me and the bike out, lucky I was only doing 180”
it was actually a runaway train that was heading towards a pack of 'special kids' while they were looking after some puppies and kittens that belonged to some old people. i HAD to pick the bike up and throw it under the train to stop the possible carnage. so it turns out i was a fuking hero in sacraficing my bike when all you did was fall off playing 'roundabout hero'
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KTM 1290 SDR KTM 690 supermoto smc R, Zx10r trackbike,
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Suspension and bike work undertaken.
billinom8s wrote:ahh but at least i involved a truck with mine instead of just $hitting myself at the sight of a taxi and jamming on the front brake
Truck???? I heard it was a small van driven by a midget , give it a couple of weeks and it’ll be “a 40 ton juggernaut took me and the bike out, lucky I was only doing 180”
it was actually a runaway train that was heading towards a pack of 'special kids' while they were looking after some puppies and kittens that belonged to some old people. i HAD to pick the bike up and throw it under the train to stop the possible carnage. so it turns out i was a fuking hero in sacraficing my bike when all you did was fall off playing 'roundabout hero'
Funky wrote: You never lent me your bike when I crashed!
He probably doesn't have enough bikes to be able to keep you on the road funky !
i probo do but your front bottoms. n the only bike id lend funky has stabilizers and no engine.. any thing else would be to quick..!
unless he can pedle like a mo ther fu cker.
billinom8s wrote:so then anyone notice the coincidence that the legend that was FESTER 'left' the site and then MAVER-NICK 'came back'.
could it be they are one and the same, a bit like bruce banner and the hulk ?
or is it just that one grumpy old ba$tard shuffles off just as another turns up ?
Amusingly I did notice that the day after Fester left a new member signed up as "Black Widow", I had to double take to make sure it wasn't "Black Window"
is blue festers secretary now then ? Passing on messages from the window himself? What next, will he be taking him out for a meal and a movie ? Hold on tho didn't blue say he had a date tonight ? Blue is fester gonna be your plus one for the xmas party ?
07977507395
don't forget we are onX and Instagrambelieve it or not !!! southwestbikers@southwestbikers (original, I know.
KTM 1290 SDR KTM 690 supermoto smc R, Zx10r trackbike,
ktm 350 excf muddy
Suspension and bike work undertaken.
Or perhaps they are one and the same person as we never saw them both at the same time, maybe Blue just took some pictures of a ratty CB900 to put us off the scent, as Sherlock Holmes said after catching watson looking at his newly painted yellow front door ''Its a lemon entry my dear Watson''.................
funky shut up, i know you are used to bollocks in the mouth but stop spouting them ok
cnut
07977507395
don't forget we are onX and Instagrambelieve it or not !!! southwestbikers@southwestbikers (original, I know.
KTM 1290 SDR KTM 690 supermoto smc R, Zx10r trackbike,
ktm 350 excf muddy
Suspension and bike work undertaken.
, give it a couple of weeks and it’ll be “a 40 ton juggernaut took me and the bike out, lucky I was only doing 180”
