what can i have ritten on my new number plate?

[dayz]

"Keen to Lean"?

[haynesvfr750]

just got one made up for me and my dad , mine will read "hows my riding call 0800 who gives a shit" and my dads is "honestly officer my plates not illegal" lol

[Maver-Nick]

'Small Plate? Go Arrest a real criminal'

[DynaMight]

Get this written upside down 'If you can read this, please call 999'

I have always found a blank one funnier, leaves it down to the imagination of the reader then.

[Milky]

just got one made up for me and my dad , mine will read "hows my riding call 0800 who gives a [poo poo]" and my dads is "honestly officer my plates not illegal" lol

mine says "Driven well? Call 0800 kiss-my-ass" haha

[billinom8s]

i used to have DILLIGAF thats free if you want it

Oi! You trying to say i'm never in front of you

only in the queue at frenchies

[deej]

my old one said

get down on one knee and pray

[Funky]

favourites so far are:

'designed by a genius, ridden by a twat'

and

'ridden well? report stolen'

I believe I'll have one of those next!

[billinom8s]

if its too loud you're a ****



back off bitch

[Tomahawk R1]

saw this one on the back on an R1

"If you think my riding stinks you should smell my fingers"

[JohnBob]

euthanize bike thieves

[arron24]

my other toy has tits

see god then brake

do my balls look bike on this