Wedding Night

[greyskull]

A Chinese couple get married, both young, both inexperienced.

They are both very nervous about their first night together.

The young bride goes to the bathroom to prepare herself for her new husband, while he rips his clothes off as quick as he can and dives into bed.

The bathroom door opens a tiny bit and a little voice says ‘da-ring, can you put out light please, I bit nervous’

The young groom turns out the light and says ‘O.K. da-ring light out’.

The bride comes out of the bathroom and gets into bed.

They cuddle a little.

After a while the groom says ‘da-ring, I know this your first time an aww I wan to do is make you happy. So you tell me wat you wan an I do it, any fin at aww, you juss have to ask.’
Trying to sound experienced and also put his nervous bride at ease.

After a long silence the bride says ‘I tawk about dis wiv my friends, an they say dat if you ask wat I wan, I shud say dat I wan a numba 69…..
so, I fink I wan a numba 69’

It was now the grooms turn to think and after another long silence he said.
‘You wan Chicken an Brockery ?’

[steve-d]

Pmsl

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