He said, 'How bad is it doctor? . . . I'm going on my honeymoon next week and my fiancée Lorraine, is still a virgin - in every way.'
The doctor told him, 'I'll have to put your penis in a splint to let it heal and keep it straight. It should be okay next week.'
He took four tongue depressors and formed a neat little 4 sided splint, and taped it all together . . quite an impressive work of art.
John mentions none of this to Lorraine, marries her, and they go on their honeymoon.
That night in the hotel room, Lorraine rips open her blouse to reveal her beautiful untouched breasts. She said, 'You're the first one. No one has EVER seen these.'
John immediately drops his pants and replies, . . . . 'Look at this..
Its still in THE CRATE
